Thursday, 2 May 2019

The First 10 Straight up to the Savage Questions

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Answer: As pizza is locked to be punished in the corner!

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really it’s coming on?
Answer: As at least “going off” word sounds untroubled!

Isn’t it weird that if you rearrange the word “teacher” you get “cheater”?
Answer: Ya! In the same way as the REAR-RANGE word doesn’t require to rearrange.

Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?
Answer:  As apples are costly and pines are cheap, EGO problem!

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant, do they have to wear hairnets?
Answer: No, they were beard nets.

Why do they call someone “late” if they died early?
Answer: As they died quiet late for the early ones!

What is the shape of the sky?
Answer: sky’s shape!

What is the color of the mirror?
Answer: The color of the color!

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Answer: As it is a word!

Why isn’t their mouse-flavored cat food?
Answer: Thanks for the idea!

What other answers do you have?

References of questions:
https://www.thefactsite.com/unanswerable-questions/

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